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new account. going to add the rest of my art later and favs and watch.

my birthday is two months from today.
guys, I expect something really epic, so that's why I'm telling you so early. no hookers, no cake, but seriously, I want you all to remember and to do something I clearly won't forget. like a website that SELLS hookers. that would be really funny. well, not really, but at least it's creative, see?

also, NO SUBS PLEASE. tree got me this one a while ago and I'm stuck with this account, which I want to change, until october.

just letting you all know, this is what my new css is going to be:

gonna take some time to code because I'm lazy and behind on other work. it's a quick sloppy job too. the point was to get cmy in there.

working on another project amidst failing classes and trying to pull together all of my music. also working on new css which might go up tonight.

oh, and also! my brother put some art up here!

he takes pictures and he goes to college. he's a really good artist.

by the way, I'm probably switching accounts once my sub runs out. the inert sexual innuendo of master-me just doesn't and never has suited me.

switched css again. I'll eventually make something new, but I mean, cyan and pink on off white is just so... totally cool.
anyway, I've been drawing a lot. because I'm too lazy to put up this portfolio and because I'm kind of trying to get a job at a local fish market. I've also been working on my music, a lot. no actual recording, but I've been writing some poetry and getting some material down on paper, and some sessions in my friend's studio which have never been productive (ie, solid jamming instead of legit material. still fun). so I'm going to be doing some collages and more... psychedelic things.

one such sketch:

drew it in science class too. so you know it's not my best.

OH AND ALSO my shitty intern art teacher is finally graduating or something so I'm going to have my old teacher back, who until now we only had for pretty much the first few days of the second semester before the intern took over. she's not very smart either.

favorite conversation when I showed up a half hour late for class:
"tyler, where have you been?"
"sorry, I was eating a pop tart and I guess I lost track of time."
"do you have a pass?"
"no."
"that's reasonable enough."

...so now maybe I'll learn something other than how to be a shitty artist like herself! oh and my original teacher is really good too.

and please, RIDE THE LIGHTNING.